i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’
imagine Sam and Dean driving back to the motel after Plucky Pennywhistle’s and Dean holds open a trash bag while Sam strips — because there’s no way in hell they would ever get all of the glitter off those clothes — and Sam starts making pitiful noises when he realizes the glitter somehow got under his pants and Dean just breaks down again and manages to wheeze “glitter dick” before he’s completely gone
and he calls Sam that for weeks
Passed out at 11 cause I couldn’t keep my eyes open anymore. I’m up 3 hours later with a really upset stomach… I just need to sleep. I close tomorrow so I have to be awake and functioning till 9pm.
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops